snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

(via ugly)

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via letswatchtheworldexplode)

  • Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom
  • Me Mum: Get out me car

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

(via yaesthetic)

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

what is shreks favorite month

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN 

octogre

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN

(Source: tokiomotel6, via ven0moth)

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

(Source: comrnunication, via ugly)

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

(via red-was-exploded)