sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 

(via whatsacanada)

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via irishgrandpa)

hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

(Source: hbunot, via asian)

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible, via pomegranatesareokay)

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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(via iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin)

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones, via iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin)

that horrible feeling of terror and violation when a bug flies into your ear

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

(via mole)

legs-are-just-for-show:

"ALRIGHT BETTER USE THESE EXPENSIVE HEALING ITEMS BEFORE ENTERING THE NEXT ROOM"

*the next room is a save point that completely heals your health*

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(via ugly)